Ok, so I normally don't post about this sort of thing, but I can't pass this one up.
I had a work errand to run earlier this afternoon - had to pick up some American Express gift cards from the AmEx a couple of blocks away. I get to the place, and a teller/customer service person is available. I tell her what I need, she gives me a total, and then gets up to go fill my order. That's when I noticed it: this lady had HUGE boobs.
Now, picture someone smaller than me, probably about 5' tall and a size 2, with what must've been a D cup. For reference, I'm 5'6" and a size 4 with a B cup, and I feel like I'm well proportioned.
I didn't know whether to smack this lady for sticking her boobs out in the event they were fake, or feel bad for her for having to lug them around in the event they were real. I am assuming they were real because she came off as smart and I felt like I got good customer service, two things I generally do not associate with people who have disproportionately large fake boobs. If so, I imagine the poor thing gets stared at all the time because if I noticed them after only a few minutes, I'm sure they're the first things many other people notice and consequently never take their eyes off of. Then again, she didn't have to be wearing a tight sweater.
If they're fake, then it's her own damn fault.
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- Viki
- I'm a singer by night, HR person by day, have some super cool kitties, and love coffee, chocolate (99% cocoa rocks!), wine, and cheese. My current favorite musical works are Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto #2, and Handel's Let the Bright Seraphim.
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5 comments:
hahahhahaha
That's funny. And in her defense, I'm sure MANY sweaters are tight on her (even if they aren't supposed to be, otherwise).
Some women just have huge boobs. I remember a friend of mine in college...I always thought she was a little overweight.
Until she got a boob reduction and she wore a fitted shirt, I realized, heck, she's actually thin! The sagging boobs skewed things before.
I don't know why anyone would give themselves such big boobs. Sounds painful, really to carry around that weight.
I'd have to agree with Martha that the poor woman might have a problem buying sweaters. In order to get a size that fits her boobs it might look ridiculous on her waist. If they're fake, then you're right, it's her own damn fault.
any blog with a title like this deserves to be read. HA!
LOL--Agree with everyone!
I stare at big boobs, too. Probably because I am the opposite extreme. :)
Hahaha!
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